"No, there's nothing suspicious going on around here." --
Anikajacq
"Stefano, I love you." -- Boomer590
"I just want to spend the day with my children." --
RCuddahy
"I know everything about my past and I am more than happy to
share it with you!" -- anonymous
"I have to go to work now." -- MsNfp
(Any current married couple on Days): "I can't believe we have
been married for 50 years. It seems like just yesterday." --
CSmith4417
"Why hello Stefano, how nice of you to stop in!" --
VickyRW
Mike Horton: "Ali, will you marry me??" -- KLN
Honey
"Gee, how I wish I had a cell phone." -- mikezimmerman
"Oh, darn. I can't go to the party. I don't have a fancy
dress/tuxedo to wear on a moment's notice!" -- anonymous
"My children were all fathered/mothered by the same
man/woman." --Beth
"That Nancy Wesley is sure a darling woman." --Beth
"Grandma/Alice/Gran, I don't like your doughnuts." --Beth
"Belle, (or Philip or Shawn Douglas) it seems like just
yesterday you were a toddler sitting on my lap." --Genevieve
"Boy, I would sure love to go to Germany/France/Italy (any
country), but I just don't have the money to do it... and I could
never get time off of work!" --Amy
"No I can't afford/get time off work to go to Europe
today."--mzinno
Brady: "I love you so much, Marlena" --Jeanne
"Why don't we shut this door before we have this
conversation?" --Brant
"I think I'll stop talking to myself now."--Brant
"It's really sad how I don't have a look alike"--Brant
Excuse me, I need to go to the bathroom--Yael
"I don't like my classmates, so I leave them alone and get on
with my life."--Amy McGlynn
I don't like living under your rules, so I am getting a job, a
car, and an apartment and moving out. I am going to take control
of my own life."--Amy McGlynn
"Let's not eat out at the sidewalk cafe, it's winter!"--Amy
McGlynn
"A Day has only 24 hours, you know!"--Amy McGlynn
"So that is how time zones work!"--Amy McGlynn
"We are not lemmings, let's vacation someplace different from
everyone else."--Amy McGlynn
"She's not my best friend, but we are sisters-in-law, so we
make an effort to get along."--Amy McGlynn
"Maybe our breakup is for the best, without trust and
responsibility there can be no real relationship." --Amy
McGlynn
Brandon: "Gee Abe, you are such a swell guy!"
--Alicia
Teens: "You know I was wasn't born yesterday, just a
couple years ago"--Alicia
Chloe: "Mimi and Jan, you are the best friends a girl
could ask for."--Alicia
Sami: "Do you think this dress/shirt shows too much
cleavage?"--Alicia
"Sami, I don't want to see your cleavage."--mzinno
Anyone: "You know, I haven't heard from some in my
relatives in a long time, maybe I'll give them a
call."--Alicia
Nicole: "Do you think I act like a slut?."--Alicia
Teens: "Don't you think it's weird we have school in
the middle of the summer?"--Alicia
Austin: "I don't Sami is the right person for
me."--Alicia
Lucas or Sami: "I want share joint custody of
Will"--Alicia
Brady: "I wish Marlena was my mother"--Alicia
"Brandon, why are you half black and Nicole is
pasty?"--mzinno
"I just want to get everything out in the open...Do you love
me, because I love you." --mzinno
"Hey Marlena remember that time you were possessed. Man that
was freaky." --Gavin
Mimi: Getting back on your feet after being homeless
takes *forever*! --Jessica L
That body floating in the lake/river could be ANYONE.
--Jessica L
"I have loved you since I was 15, married you a couple of
times, spent my life chasing you, and that's why no one could ever
get away with impersonating you!" --Jessica L
Any character: There could be some miscommunication
going on here. --Jessica L
" Doesn't it seem like today just flew by?"--Nicole
"Marlena, I've never seen you cry."--Chanda C.
"Gee, I've never seen anyone in this town come back from the
dead."--Michele
Any Character: Gee, isn't weird how it's daylight at
Salem Place, but pitch dark everywhere else in Salem? --Kayla
Austin or Greta: Okay, we were just trapped in a
virtual video game for over a month where we encountered our
deceased parents and battled gargoyles and serpents. Let's go get
some counseling. --Kayla
Kate: Ya know, I'm not really comfortable walking
around the house in an elaborate business suit. I think I'm going
to go change into some sweats. --Kayla
Belle to Shawn: Just kiss me already. I've made it
apparent for over a year now that I have a HUGE crush on you, so
why don't you make a move? Or, better yet, why don't I?
--Kayla
Any student at Salem High: "Why did we have school on
Christmas day?"--mzinno
"Where's Greta? Where's Austin?"--mzinno
"No we can't be together, because your my dad's step/half twin
and my mother's step uncle and grandpa are married."--mzinno
"This is John Black and I need a refill on my viagra"--Lilac
7699
Marlena: "I wonder if my ex-husband Don Craig has
returned from the mailbox yet." --Lilac 7699
Stefano: "What was I thinking chasing Marlena all these
years?" --Lilac 7699
"Excuse me, I just want to take off my make up before I go to
bed." --Rakefet
"I am taking the kids to the dentist." --Rakefet
"Damn, I hate paying taxes." --Rakefet
"Please take out the garbage. I took the dog out twice already
and cleaned the house." --Rakefet
"I want to watch the news on TV." --Rakefet
"I am sure that Stefano is a alive." --Rakefet
"Will you please look at me when I'm talking to you!! I'm sick
of looking at the back of your head when we talk!!"--Dolfn3
John to Marlena: "I have to go, I'm late for the
office." --Janet
Hope to Bo: "We can't make love in the living room,
someone might peek in the window and see us."--Janet
Any female character: "I need to take my make-up off
before going to bed."--Janet
"It's 32 degrees out tonight, aren't you cold in that low cut
strapless evening gown"?--Janet
Brandon: I can't leave town, I've used up all my
vacation leave."--Janet
Any character: "Someone is at the front door, let's just
pretend we're out and not answer it."--Janet
"I hate drinking coffee"--Janet
Any character to Sami: "You must be completely out of
money by now."--Janet
"We can't leave the country, the airport is snowed
in",--Janet
"Salem Place closes at 6 p.m. on Christmas Eve."--Janet
Any character: "Isn't it inconvenient when people get
married on Christmas Eve."--Janet
Any character: "Let's go to Roman's house."--Janet
Hope to Bo: "John's son has the first name Brady, your
family have the last name Brady, I call you by the nickname Brady,
and you and Roman answer the phone as Brady. Don't you think
that's too much"?--Janet
Lexie to anyone: "Do you think I've been on maternity
leave too long"?--Janet
Any female character: "Oh no, I've woken up with messy
hair."--Janet
Any female character: "You know, I'm not a natural
Blonde."--Janet
Kate: "Do you think my skirt is too short to wear to
the office."--Janet
Lucas: "God Mom, aren't you embarrassed to discuss your
sex life with your son"?--Janet
Austin to Greta: Da Greta, those orphans don't speak
English do you really think they understand what "get into your
PJs means."--Janet
Greta: "Darn, I can never find a handsome hunk to run
off to Europe with me."--Janet
Nicole to Greta: "How come lately all the candles used
in Salem, France, and Mexico are all the color black." --Janet
Any teen character: "It's not safe to run around at all
hours of the night alone in Salem."--Janet
"Happy Birthday... Just how old are you anyway?.--Janet
"University staff to anyone: I'm sorry, you'll have to
turn off that cell phone." --Chris
"I forgive you Stefano"--Hercules
Jenn to Bo and Hope: "Hey, this used to be my
house"--Hercules
Doug: "I wonder how my son Dougie's
doing"--Hercules
Hope to John: "You know, you don't spend enough time at
my house, why don't you come over"--Hercules
"That Belle is just so rude"--Hercules
"Oh no, my water broke! I can't have this baby now! I'm only
40 weeks along!" --Lisa S.
"Mickey, you won a case!" --Chris
John: "My facial muscles are really tired. I think it's
because I've been making these outrageous facial expressions for
almost 15 years now."--Kayla
Marlena: "I am such a good mother!"--Kayla
Marlena to Roman: "Gee, Roman. I'm really sorry that I
basically handed your identity to some guy I picked up off the
street while you were being held captive in a tropical prison in
the middle of nowhere. My bad!"--Kayla
Any of the Salem teens: "Guess what Mom and Dad? It's
really not that important to me or any of my siblings if we become
a family again. Besides, I don't think we ever really were
one."--Kayla
Anyone in Salem: "Let's sit down and watch Passions. It
will be a nice way to reminisce about what happened here in Salem
just a few years ago."--Kayla
Nurse Brenda: "Where the heck are those candy
stripers?" (Belle and Mimi)--Kayla
Lexie: "Why does my baby look so much like Hope and
John?"--Kayla
Belle: "I hate everyone and I think Chloe is a
freak!"--Kayla
"I think this dress shows too much cleavage, I'll take another
one".--S. Gittinger
A stranger in a public place to anyone from Days: " I'm
sorry were you talking to me or yourself." Anyone from Days in a public place: "Oh my gosh, I can't
believe I was talking out loud to myself in public" Said out loud
of course.-- Genevieve
"John Black got his butt kicked!"--Quenomean
Bo and Hope: "Honey you've really gotta stop calling me
on your cell phone all the time when you're in a different
country, our bill is getting way too high!!"--Dolfn3
"Don't worry, CPR is the cure for everything, even the lethal
injection."--mzinno & Jessica L
"Has anyone seen Jonah and Wendy?"--Chanda C.
John: "I'm constipated, OK!?!" --Kazoooooom
Marlena to John: "actually, I'm allergic to
strawberries"--Cassandra and Paul
Marlena to John: "don't look at me like that, it does
my head in"--Cassandra and Paul
John to Marlena: "this is very romantic but I wish you
had done your bikini line"--Cassandra and Paul
Abe to John: " you are not a police man so butt
out"--Cassandra and Paul
anyone to Laura: "You're my friend/ relative and I
believe you"--Cassandra and Paul
Sami to anyone: "I have to tell you the
truth"--Cassandra and Paul
Bo to Hope: "hey great boob job"--Cassandra and
Paul
Bo to Billie 1: "Ohh something has stung you on the
lips"--Cassandra and Paul
Abe to the Salem PD: "you caught them... well done and
in record time"--Cassandra and Paul
"this whole scenario seems unbelievable"--Cassandra and
Paul
"That's a lousy disguise it's obviously Stefano"--Cassandra
and Paul
"what are you cooking for dinner tonight? ....sounds great
I'll do the dishes"--Cassandra and Paul
"Ah man another funeral. Will see them in about five years
alive again."--Jax
Grandma Horton to Jennifer - "On second thought
Jennifer, maybe you shouldn't get back together with Jack. After
all, he raped Kayla Brady, but for some reason everyone in Salem,
including the Brady family, seems to have forgotten.
Lucas, thinking to himself, "Gee, I forgot that I have
3 half-brothers (Phillip, Mike, and Austin) and two half-sisters
(Billie and Jennifer), why do I continue to act like an only
child?
Sami to Austin: "No, Austin, I'm not upset that you've
been gone for so long and fallen in love with Greta. Actually,
I've been jet-setting off to foreign countries with
Brandon."--CJBT
Carrie to Mike: "I'm sorry but I'm MARRIED!!!"
--CJBT
"When I put on a little bit of mascara and eye shadow and
blush, no one recognizes me. Same thing happens when I have no
make- up on."--Jennie Mayn Udasted
"Why haven't Mike and Carrie called?"
John to Roman: "Sorry I took over your life, took your
wife, and that who you thought was your daughter (Belle) is
actually mine. No hard feelings I hope."--Jennie Mayn
Udasted
"I know what state I live in."--Jennie Mayn Udasted
Nicole to Brandon or Faye or vice versa: "I wonder how Taylor
is doing?" --Jennie Mayn Udasted
Brandon: "I love the man I know as my father, he's
great."--Jennie Mayn Udasted
"Why is it everyone in Salem has been kidnapped at least
once?"--Jennie Mayn Udasted
"When people leave Salem we hardly hear from them, maybe I
should see what's up."--Jennie Mayn Udasted
"I'd like to make an appointment with Dr. Marlena Evans. Can
you tell me when she will be in?"--Lynn
Hope to Bo or vice versa: "I'm sorry, I don't think we
were meant for each other!"--Lynn
Jennifer to Jack: "Okay, I believe that you've changed
this time!"--Lynn
Stefano: "Thank you Rolf/Bart for your years of blind
obedience!"--Lynn
Stefano: "I don't have a plan/my plan won't
work!"--Lynn
John: "What do you mean I'm sterile? But I've fathered
lots of children!"--Kristin
Rolf/Bart: Stefano do you have my pay check ready
yet?--Misti
Any Salemite when they go to another country: "Wow
_____ id never thought I would see you here at the same time as
me!"--Nicole~
Chloe to Nancy: I love you Mom! You're the
best.--Katie
Chloe to Philip: Would you like to come into my house
instead of us making out on my porch?--Katie
Mimi: "Belle I had no idea you like Shawn. I'm sorry.
You can have him."--Qutie
"Phillip, it seems like just a few years ago that Vivian was
pregnant with you!"--Gretchen
Victor: "Hey, wasn't I just telling Kate that I
couldn't share a bed with her because of my 'problem'...how is it
that I'm having an affair with Nicole?""--Gretchen
Victor: "Nicole, can you remind me why you and I are
always sitting around in silk robes...and whatever happened to
your sister?""--Gretchen
"Doesn't anyone work for the ISA anymore?""--Gretchen
"I wonder who is living in Kimberly and Shane's old house, and
if they have been able to put that secret control room to good
use..."--Gretchen
"Excuse me I have to go pay the bills now" -- Melissa
I paid the bills this pay period, and here's where we
are--anonymous
Brandon to Sami: Now that iv helped you get Will back
let me help you to keep Austin. --Misti
Oh, can we go to the shelter and adopt another pet?--
Ailurophile
Brady to Marlena-I believe you, you have always been so
nice to me even though I'm Isabella's son-- Ailurophile
Marlena to Brady-come here, I want a hug--
Ailurophile
Chloe to Brady-I DO crave your touch-- Ailurophile
Mimi: "I should be so thankful to all the Wesleys that
I have a roof over my head-- Ailurophile
Celeste to Lexie-Why didn't I just use my psychic
ability to tell you that Isaac was really Bo and Hope's--
Ailurophile
Mimi to Chloe: "You're the best friend I ever had,
Chloe, even though we're so different!"--Johanna
Chloe to Belle and Mimi "Let's have a sleep over at my house.
We can watch Grease and She's All That together!
Isn't Freddie Prinze, Jr. the dreamiest?"--Johanna
Philip to Brady: "You're my favorite nephew!"--Johanna
Anyone to anyone: "Wow, it seemed like it was just 12 weeks
ago when this day started!"--Johanna
The Blacks to Stefano: "We would love to have you join us for
Thanksgiving! You're our oldest friend."--Johanna
Belle to Mimi: "I know just how you feel about being homeless.
Just the other day, my father insisted he couldn't pay for half of
Salem to fly on his private jet. We're having money problems,
too!"--Johanna
Sami: "You know, I'm not wearing make-up to work
today."--v
Shawn to Belle: "Has anyone ever told you that you look like
the girl from that Zenon movie on Disney?"--Johanna
Alice Horton to family: "That's it! I'm sick of all of you and
your problems which you caused yourselves with your own stupid
choices. I'm no longer your grandma! I'm revoking your
ornaments."--Amy
Shawn Douglas and Brady to Philip: Hey! Uncle Phil,want to
play some basketball?"--Amy
Brady to Phillip: You're the best uncle I've ever
had--locachica64
Hope: "After all the airport metal detectors I have been
through and all of the hospital stays for all the near death
experiences I have had you would think they would have noticed
that chip in my brain sooner"--Stefanie
"Have you ever noticed how when one of us leaves Salem the
rest of the town follows shortly?"--Stefanie
Stefano: "How many children do I have
now?"--Stefanie
Marlena: I miss my sister, maybe I should visit her
grave--Krzygrl765
Marlena to her parents: Mom! Dad! What have you guys
been doing in Colorado all this time?--Krzygrl765
John or Stefano: Getting shot!? That must hurt.....not
that I'd know how that feels.......--Chrissie
Stefano to Bart or Rolf: Boys, would you be so kind as
to do me a favor?--Chrissie
Stefano: That's it! I'm outta here for
good!--Chrissie
Anyone: Can someone call Maggie and invite
her?--Chrissie
Anyone to John: You don't know who you are?
Hmmm...that's kinda weird!--Chrissie
Roman to Sami: "No"--Chrissie
Any Teen to Mimi- "Gee Mimi, seeing as your homeless,
aren't you a bit worried that you bought a designer dress for the
coronation and are running up a huge cellphone bill?"--Allan
Craig
Sami to Belle- "Belle, you're the greatest sister ever,
you even forgave me for trying to sell you on the black
market"--Allan Craig
Sami- "I've stole Austin from Carrie, maybe I should
steal Shawn from Belle"--Allan Craig
Nicole to anyone- "Does my chest look flat in
this?"--Allan Craig
Marlena to Belle- "Maybe we should spend more time with each
other"--Allan Craig
Kate/Marlena "It's so uncomfortable sitting around in these
suits. Maybe I'll go upstairs and change into my sweats and pig
out on ice cream and watch my soaps"--Allan Craig
"On my god! I'm late for work"--Allan Craig
Any woman- "yes, of course I know who my unborn child's father
is"--Allan Craig
Belle to anyone- "Sorry, I cant hang out at dotCom, I have way
to much homework"--Allan Craig
"Did you watch Friends last night?"--Allan Craig
"Yeah, I get it, you don't have to remind me what happened in
the past six months; I was there, you know." Or
"Yeah, you told me."--Caasil
Marlena to John, or Hope to Bo. Hey honey, I'm going over to
Wal-Mart to pick up some stuff, need anything??--Phillip
Stefano to Belle, and Shawn the day he left Salem. Perhaps
you'll be chasing after me someday too. Shawn: Yeah, and unlike
anyone else who has been trying for years, I WILL catch you and
nail you to the wall so hard, you won't know what hit
you!--Phillip
I can't believe the gas prices are so high!--Phillip
Anyone to anyone dialing their cell phone: Ah! I forgot to pay
my cell phone this month and I already went way over my
minutes!--Phillip
Victor to Stefano: You're going down, DiMera!--Phillip
John to any waiter or waitress: Hey, you over charged me
here!--Phillip
"We need to start eating at home. We have plenty of food, and
you know it costs too much to eat out all the time."--Phillip
Austin to anyone: (sarcastically) well, duh!--Phillip
Hope to Bo: Hey let's go to Tuscany tonight. I clipped a
coupon out of the paper of buy one, get one free.--Phillip
Roman: John, you think you don't know who you are? I think my
name used to be Chris!--Gilda86
Belle to Shawn D.- Isn't it weird that My sister and brother
Sami and Eric are your cousins --Locachica64
Bo to Hope: Boy do I miss Billie and Carly -- Locachica64
Shawn to Belle: Can you believe your father is the father of
J.T.? -- Locachica64
Sami to Kate- I love you, you will make the best mother-in-law
ever--Locachica64
Shawn, Belle, Mimi, Jan, Maggie, Doug, Julie, Gran (Alice),
John or Marlena.... (in anticipation of their "island
adventure")..."Wicked, man. Don't worry - except from my
Stoopidilligans Island adventure a couple of years ago, nothing
weird EVER happens on one of these trips." OR "I hope we're
prepared for this trip. Who has the donut maker? Who has the
energy source so we can PLUG IN the flippin' donut maker? And my
keyboard? Is the curling iron situation covered?" OR "Let's be
sure to bring some sort of device like an iron, so that Stefano
can track all of Salem's residents in the middle of nowhere."
--Patty Lord
Bart or Rolf: "No, Stefano. I have my limits. I won't do it."
--Patty Lord
Hattie: "Hello, I'm Hattie Adams, Ph.D. and Professor of
English." --Patty Lord
Faye to Kate: "That's it. I can't take it anymore. Back to the
homeless shelter you go."--Gilda86
Philip to Kate: "Mom, you can't be seen in that nasty Grand
Am. Here, I'm just a kid. You take my SUV, and my cell
phone."--Gilda86
They need you for surgery in the OR, Dr.
Austin...STAT!--Jane
Of course I know all about my past, what do you
mean?--Jane
Anyone living at the Kiriakis mansion: "Enough about me and my
needs Henderson, how are YOU?--Jane
Stefano: Renet, Schmenet....what I really want is "Dogs
Playing Poker"--Jane
anyone to Marlena : why aren't you crying?--Marge
Lexie to Hope: let's trade babies, after all they were
switched at birth OR "I've got yours, you have mine.(regarding the
babies)--Marge
Hope to Barb : you really think J.T. looks like
glen?--Marge
Hope to Jenn : what do you mean,Isaac has the Horton
eyes?--Marge
Lexie to John : dump Marlena and I'll dump Abe and we can
raise your son together.--Marge
Philip (in the school hall): "Hey everyone, guess what? My
Mom's got the coolest job now!"--Jane
Jan: "Hey, you guys, I don't think that's such a good idea,
someone may get hurt!"--Jane
Stefano to a mystery man in Ireland: "O'Grady? I thought you
said "Brady"......oh my........."--Jane
Anyone to Nicole: "Nicole, you should really try wearing
clothing that shows off your body more. Live a
little!"--Mandy
Phillip: "I really wish Brady would quit calling me "Uncle
Phil" in front of my friends! It's so embarassing!"--Mandy
Anyone at the Last Blast Dance: "How could Chloe possibly get
THAT lathered up with suds while taking a shower?"--Mandy
Sami: "I'm definitely over Austin now. Time to move
on."--Mandy
Marlena: "Does no one else in Salem think it's really creepy
that this Hattie chick looks just like me? Helloooo? Crazy twin
sister that tried to kill me back in the 70's... ring a
bell???"--Mandy
Brandon: "You know, I just realized that I look absolutley
nothing like my blonde-haired, blue-eyed mother and
sister."--Mandy
Any memberof the Brady family: "We sure do have a lot of
out-of-town relatives that never call... Kimberly, Kayla, Eric,
Carrie, etc."--Mandy
Jan to Jason: "I really think we should wait till we're
married."--Mandy
Anyone- wait a minute, I must go to the bathroom and actually
use a toilet.--PrinceWeirdo
Chloe- I want out of this town. Everyone's already related to
each other.--PrinceWeirdo
Anyone- if Brady was born in 1992 and Shawn-D was born in
1988, then how is Brady older than Shawn-D--PrinceWeirdo
Anyone from somewhere else- What state is
this?--PrinceWeirdo
John- Let's fly to Paris in my super duper speedy jet, it only
takes fifteen minutes to get anywhere.--PrinceWeirdo
Jenn- Has anyone seen my dad? How about my brother? What about
my mom?--PrinceWeirdo
Mickey- I have brothers and sisters? I thought I just had
nieces and nephews.--PrinceWeirdo
Alice- What about my other children, grandchildren,
great-grandchildren, and so on? Where are they?--PrinceWeirdo
John- ok, but first I need to call Susan to see how she's
doing.--PrinceWeirdo
Marlena- I miss fighting with Kristen. I wish she weren't
dead.--PrinceWeirdo
Roman- Maybe I'm not Roman either.--PrinceWeirdo
Anyone- Hey has anyone heard the name Kostichek, Donovan,
Ramirez, Scofield, Bradford, or Toscano lately? Anyone- Maybe I
misunderstood what they said.--PrinceWeirdo
Susan - "Do these pants make me look fat?"--Patty
John - "Not tonite, Doc. I have a headache."--Patty
John to Any Number of Females - "Gee, I've never done it
THAT way before!"--Patty
John to that Subway Sandwich Guy who lost a ton of weight - "I
can relate, pal, Subs are the best - and that's a
fact."--Patty
Anyone seen Hattie?--Patty
ANYONE living in Salem: "Gee, aren't you and I related
in some way? Maybe we should find out before having any kind of
serious relationship."--Jennifer
the guys of Salem- "No, I can't stay out; I have to go
home and mow the lawn."--Jennifer
the girls of Salem- "No, I can't stay out; I have
laundry to do."--Jennifer
A doctor to anyone: I'm sorry, but your
son/daughter/wife/husband/friend/dog is blind/deaf/paralyzed/has
amnesia/all of the above. Anyone: Not again! (or just plain) Oh my
God!!! Doctor: Relax, willya? Have you ever seen anything like
this last past sweeps week? Anyone: Oh yeah. Now where did I put that wheelchair
from last time?--CaasiL
Anyone: "Will, you're such a little
chatterbox!"--Jane
Anyone- "We've been through this before; you don't have
to repeat the whole situation. I'm not stupid, you know, I was
there!"--Jennifer
Anyone- "This is too bizarre! It's like we're in a
freakin' soap opera!"--Jennifer
Jan: I miss Paul, I wish he were here to help me raise
our baby.--Tracy
Jan: I miss Paul's caressing hands all over my body. He
made me feel so good. --Tracy
Brandon: I wish that Abe was my father instead of
Paul.--Tracy
Lexie: I want to give Isaac to Hope.--Tracy
Belle: I want to be an exotic dancer when I grow
up.--Tracy
Isaac and J.T.: How long do you think it will take us
to become teenagers.--Tracy
Alice Horton: This batch of donuts sucks.--Tracy
Sami to Carrie: Will you be my maid of
honor.--Tracy
Sami to Austin: You should have fought to keep your
marriage to Carrie.--Tracy
Sami to Nicole: I think you would be better for Austin
than me.--Tracy
Belle to Shawn: I'm breaking up with you because I
think you should go out with Jan.--Tracy
Caroline Brady: I wish that I would have married Victor
all those years ago. He is soooo rich.--Tracy
Phillip to Brady: I'm ready to give you and Chloe my
blessings. --Tracy
Bo to Hope: "Good God, Hope stop raising your eyebrow
or else it will get stuck"--Mary
Pregnant Women: "How long will this last?!"--Mary
Brady to Abby: I was born just a few months before you,
what's taking you so long to grow up? --KT
Sami to Lucas (or vice versa): "You know, we slept
together once and it wasn't too bad. Wanna try it
again?"--Aimee
Lucas: "I think I need to stop spending so much time
with my mom and get a life of my own."--Aimee
Lexie: "I feel so bad for trying to keep my best
friend's biological son away from her."--Aimee
Brady: "I'm going to stop hanging out with my kid
sister's friends and find some of my own."--Aimee
Brady to Chloe (or vice versa): "Have you ever thought
that the way we burst into musical duets everywhere we go might
annoy people?"--Aimee
Sami: "I need to find a new way to attract guys.
Manipulating them and shaking my overexposed boobs at them just
isn't working anymore."--Aimee
Belle to Shawn: "Maybe we should stop dating. My
siblings are all your cousins, my mom used to be married to your
uncle, my dad used to believe he WAS your uncle, your uncle used
to believe he was my birth father, my sister and your mom's cousin
have a son together, and we used to believe we shared a brother.
Isn't that a bit incestuous?"
Alice to the rest of the Hortons: "We can't have any
more children in this family! Pretty soon we'll have too many
Christmas ornaments to hang on the tree."--Aimee
Any female character: "Uh-oh! It's morning, I just woke
up, and my hair and makeup aren't perfect!"--Aimee
Any woman to any man: "The next time I'm in danger,
would you mind letting me save myself? If you keep having to save
me, it might give people the idea that women are helpless wimps
who always have to depend on men."--Aimee
Alice to anyone: "Sorry, I can't help you with your
problem! I'm fresh out of advice."--Aimee
Anyone: "Stefano isn't really that bad a person. Maybe
I should stop blaming my misfortune on him."--Aimee
Any pregnant woman: "Maybe I should get a paternity
test done on my baby so I can be sure of who its father
is."--Aimee
Any pregnant woman to her baby's father: "What are we
going to name this kid? It seems like everyone in Salem already
has at least one namesake."--Aimee
Jennifer: "Maybe I'm being a little too hard on
Jack."--Aimee
Jennifer: "I wonder how my brother Lucas and nephew
Will are doing lately?"--Aimee
Bo or Hope to Shawn: "How did I ever end up with an
idiot like you for a son?"--Aimee
Sami: Maybe I should stop chasing Brandon for a second
and call Will to see how he's doing.--T-Pod
Any teen in Salem: I should stop mooching off my
parents and get a job!--T-Pod
Anyone in Salem: Hey, that person has the exact same
phone as me!--T-Pod
Jennifer or Jack: I wonder how Abby is doing these
days.--T-Pod
Brady: Sorry, gotta go to work.--T-Pod
Anyone to Abby: Why haven't you aged yet?--T-Pod
Anyone to Anyone: "I hate Salem. Nothing exciting ever
happens here and there is nothing to do!"
"Oh..Java Cafe is not any good. Lets go to Starbucks
today!"--BriBabe
Lets stay in tonight dear.--BriBabe
Nicole: My job is pretty easy, any girl could do it.
All I do is walk around my office in short sleazy outfits and
flirt with guys.--BriBabe
Anyone to Nancy: Wow! That outfit looks great on you!
You have such a wonderful figure.--BriBabe
Anyone to Craig: Why are you with Nancy?--BriBabe
John or Marlena: "I'm not in the mood right now" or
"Sorry, I have a headache"--Debbie
Any woman: "I'm going to be all alone tonight, but I
think I'll dress up in this super fancy lace and satin designer
nightgown with matching robe anyway."--Vicki and JJ
Anyone: "Why does my cell phone look exactly like my
cordless phone at home?"--Vicki and JJ
Bo to Hope: "Maybe a physical therapist could help you
get rid of that endless eyebrow twitching..."--Vicki and JJ
Anyone to John: "Is that REALLY a fact? Can you back it
up with any scientific evidence? If not, then just SHUT UP
already!"--Vicki and JJ
Anyone: "Our car crashed and we're stranded. Maybe we'd
better call... Hey! My cell phone actually works!"--Vicki and
JJ
To someone asking where John is: "John's in the
john."--Vicki and JJ
Mickey: "I can't believe I yelled, wagged my finger
repeatedly, huffed and puffed, turned red in the face, and
basically threw a tantrum in court, but still lost the
case!"--Vicki and JJ
Rolf to Stephano: "Mind if I take the day off? I'm
feeling extremely debilitated."--Vicki and JJ
Anyone: "We're all devout Catholics, yet we lie, steal,
slander and frame people, attempt murder, and commit adultery...
maybe the Salem priests are doing a crappy job!"--Vicki and
JJ
Anyone: "I'm not going to attend Christmas mass. I'm an
atheist."--Vicki and JJ
"Oh no, I can not have sex with you. There
are children watching and we are not married. It sends the wrong
message to them. It does not matter that we are "in love". We
could be broken up by next week and I want to save myself for my
wedding night."--Mimi
Philip to Chloe: "If you go out with me again, I
promise not to be the same possessive bastard I used to be."--
Justin
Cameron Reese to anyone: "I will never do another
DiMera case in my life."-- Justin
Sami to Brandon: "Listen.....I switched Abe's DNA with
your DNA to make it look like Abe's the father of Lexie's
child.....Will you forgive me?"-- Justin
Anyone: "I seriously need to lay off the sex."--
Justin
Anyone: "Where's that music coming
from?--Enthused864
Anyone: Boy, i'm not sure how i'll pay this months
bills.--MonicaAynne
Hope: Oh i just love spending all my time with Zack,
its so fufilling being a parent.--MonicaAynne
Belle/Mimi/Shawn: Boy, classes start soon, I'd better
sign up soon.--MonicaAynne
Sami: I was wrong.--MonicaAynne
University Hospital Staff to ANY Patient: "
Do you have insurance? "--Joan
Any Major Salem Character: "I'm working a full day
today."--Joan
Any Major Salem Character: "I'm sorry, I was
wrong, It was my fault."--Joan
" Everything Alice Horton knows about cooking, she learned
from ME! "--Joan
" Did you know Mrs. Horton never cooks from scratch?
"--Joan
Salem's Pre-college Teens: " I have to go home - my
parents will wonder where I am."--Joan
Any teen to Any Salem Parent: "May I have some money
for Dot.Com?" - PLEASE?"--Joan
Any Salem Parent to Salem Teen: "Where are you going?
What time will you be back?
University Hospital Human Resources: "Samantha Brady?
We highly recommend her."--Joan
Any Salem Resident: "There's No Such Thing as A Phoenix
!"--J--Joanoan
Someone, anyone, telling the police: "I can prove
Marlena is the killer!" before getting whacked.--La Mariposa
Shawn telling Jan: "I love you. You're the only one for
me."--La Mariposa
Belle: "I'll never whine again." or "It doesn't matter
how it will affect me."--La Mariposa
John: "That's NOT a fact."--La Mariposa
Mickey: "Bonnie, will you marry me?"--La Mariposa
Bo and/or Shawn: "The DiMera's are NOT
responsible."--La Mariposa
Kate: "Sami, you are like my own daughter."--La
Mariposa
Sami: "It's not John's fault."--La Mariposa
Nicole: "It was never about the money."--La
Mariposa
Carrie and Mike to Salemites: "Hey, we're back! Miss us
much?"--witch65
Anyone to Bart, "Wanna fool around?"--witch65
Mickey to Bonnie: "Is that a training bra you're
wearing?"--witch65
Mimi to Rex: "I'm really not in the mood
tonight."--witch65
Shawn to Belle: "Hey, I've got a woody for
ya!"--witch65
Bonnie: "Hey, I can see my feet!!!"--witch65
Belle: "I wish it wasn't all about
me".--BearWithMe
Alice: "I've actually been getting these donuts at the
corner bakery"--BearWithMe
Anyone Living in Salem: "I'm leaving town until this SK
is caught".--BearWithMe
Marlena to Cutlery Clerk: "I'd like to see your paring
knives." -- SalemCritic
Celeste to Doug: What the F... are you doing here Doug?
Just pick up the phone, call the police, and get out of town.
Don't you know, I'm just the local screwball?--sandybel
Nicole: "I hate it when women throw themselves at a
man!" - SalemCritic
Will, "My mom and Gramma Kate are like best
friends."--IrisCarrington
Julie to Bonnie, "Hey, Girlfriend, wanna got
shoppin?"--IrisCarrington
Mickey, "What's Viagra?"--IrisCarrington
Bonnie to Mimi, "You're not going out of this HOUSE
dressed like THAT are you?"--IrisCarrington
Belle: "I've decided to give my virginity to Shawn.
GRANDPA Shawn."--IdRockGretasWorld
Gene Briscoe: "Looks like Victor's will leaves
everything to charity."--IdRockGretasWorld
Someone at Victor Kiriakis' funeral: "So glad you could
make it, Adrienne. Let me introduce you to Bonnie
Lockhart--IdRockGretasWorld
Marlena: "My Ph.d. is fake, I ordered it online." --
IrisCarrington
Shawn to Belle: The real reason we aren't having sex is
because I'm gay.--Greenroom
Jennifer: Hey wait a minute, I'm being taken
advantage of.--Greenroom
Bonnie: I think I should have some
coffee.--Greenroom
Rex: I'm in love with Shawn--Greenroom
Shawn To Belle: Why do you have to be such a
bitch?--Greenroom
Bo to Hope: Eat something.--Greenroom
Bo/Hope/John/all Salem police: We have figure out
who the killer is and it's Marlena.--Greenroom
Will: "My mom is not a Bitch!" -- IrisCarrington
Will: "Neither is my grandma Kate!" --
IrisCarrington
All Salemites: "Alice's Donuts taste like crap!" --
IrisCarrington
Alice: "Mickey is looking so old these days, I think we
should put him in a home."-- IrisCarrington
Bonnie: "Do you have this cross your heart in an A
cup?" ...et al...--daysgazer
Mickey, "Don't they know that they were supposed to
quit aging me back in 1978? I'm older than my Mom now! If they
send me off one more time, I'll come back as a
skeleton!"--daysgazer
Kate, "My biological clock is ticking....I think
I want a child."--daysgazer
Jan: "I wouldn't be caught dead in another
woman's nightie!" - SalemCritic
To any of the guys: Put your shirt back on!! --
Ricktus
Mimi to Rex: Not tonight I have a headache. --
tipswife
Tek to non-Brady Salem PD: "Who the hell put Bo in
charge?"--saritchka
Shawn to Belle: "Put out or take a
hike."--saritchka
FauxRoman to self: "Ah, da hell wit it" as his
spirit leaves Salem...--saritchka
Hope to self: "Zack? Is there anybody watching
Zack?"--saritchka
Alice: "Well, looks like it's about time to buy
that retirement home in Florida. Later, Salem. I'm off to join the
Golden Gals..."--saritchka
Horton the Tiger: "Cripes! Does nobody care that
a loose tiger is terrorizing the town?"--saritchka
Jan to herself (since she rarely talks to anyone
else)...I'm a mean person that killed her parents and doesn't
deserve to be in Salem...Shawn will never love me and Belle is the
best friend I could ever have.--Ricktus
Celeste to Hope: "Let's try to keep ABREAST with the
other's leads" - saritchka
Will to his classmates: "My mom is sooo smart!!" -
dool46
Nicole: Does my chest look flat in this? - Catlina
The BIG HONKIN' knife, "Think you could've used a
smaller cousin of mine?"--witch65
Any Character: Anyone seen my brain? I'd like to use
it. eom - VirginiaGal
Nicole to Brady - "Get your hands off me" -
Ricktus
The Salem Brain..."I'm staying right here!" -
witch65
Someone to Roman: can you say anything else besides
what da hell?----Stephanie
Someone to Sami: Oh Sami you are such a
sweetheart!----Stephanie
The fake salem prisoners to Abe and Roman: This isn't
Salem and you are no longer commanders we're not listening to
you. ----Stephanie
Roman to Marlena: I think you are the biggest 8itch in
the world I never loved you.--Stephanie
Hope/Bo: Zack? Zack who?--Ron
Will: I'm tired of hanging out with Grandapa
Shawn!--Ron
"Sami: I'm going to do the right thing and tell
everyone I was Stan. "--lisabaali
Hope to Bo: "Bo I am really a man"--Leann
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