My Funny Valentine
Behold the way our fine feathered friend
his virtue doth parade
Thou knowest not
my dimwitted friend
the picture thou hast made.
Thy vacant brow
and thy tousseled hair
conceal thy good intent.
Thou noble, upright, truthful, sincere
and slightly dopey gent.
You're My Funny Valentine
Sweet, comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart.
Your looks are laughable,
Unphotographable
Still you're my favorite work of art.
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak, are you smart?
Don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine, stay
Each day is Valentine's Day."